Captain America Trailer

New trailer for Captain America in which tiny naked wee Chris Evans is refused admission to the US army after the doctor takes a sneaky glance at his penis. Not quite sure what that glance is…

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Worst Invasion Ever: War of the Worlds

An analysis of diminutive alien-enthusiast Tom Cruise’s struggle to survive a most illogical invasion of Earth in War of The Worlds. What exactly are the invaders trying to achieve? Despite claims to the contrary, they haven’t really thought it through.

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127 Hours Review

Sure, James Franco may have proven he is very ‘handy’ with his charismatic Oscar hosting, but how will he cope when he is stuck down a hole, in the dark… with an owl!

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Melancholia Trailer

I’m a fan of Lars Von Trier, one of writers of the Dogme 95 film-making manifesto. Melancholia is probably not following the manifesto however as it appears to have an enourmous cgi planet about to crash…

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Daydream Nation trailer

Daydream Nation looks quite like a less trite version of Easy A at first, but halfway through the trailer they come up with a better way to describe it than that: ‘Juno as re-imagined by David…

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The Troll Hunter Review

Nowadays when people say ‘troll’ they usually mean someone that deliberately says something inflammatory in order to provoke a response, like ‘Hawk the Slayer is rubbish’. But the trolls in this film don’t live in YouTube…

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Apollo 18 Trailer

The theatrical trailer for Apollo 18 gives very little away. At first it seems to hint that the finished product will be somewhat similar to Moon, which has me very excited, and then it goes a…

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Valhalla Rising Review

You can tell very quickly that this is going to be bleak. It starts with a Viking prisoner forced to pit fight in a ring of black mud somewhere in the bleakest coldest parts of Scandanavia,…

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