Captain America Trailer

New trailer for Captain America in which tiny naked wee Chris Evans is refused admission to the US army after the doctor takes a sneaky glance at his penis. Not quite sure what that glance is all about, but whatever the doctor saw was presumably unsuitable for the military. Maybe he painted lightning bolts on the side or something.

I actually think this looks pretty good. I was sold when I saw Dum Dum Dugan stomping around in his hat with a shotgun. Red Skull looks a little brighter than I would expect, more like a sinister tomato headed Nazi than sinister skull-faced one. Tiny wee Chris Evans is a bit creepy but I would like to see more actors transformed in a similar way: tiny wee Mickey Rourke for example.

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